Chitter!

Ever wanted to bug the hell out of an Olympic athlete? In the fiction of the gameworld, Chitter allows fans to post little 256-character comments about a given event. It's hugely popular, and the event's coordinators project these Chitter comments (called "cheeps") up to where the jumpers can see 'em. (Yes, it's a parody of Twitter -- follow us at usernames Dejobaan and RoRoDejobaan.)

The words in the above photo will eventually be comments from the (computer-generated) peanut gallery. They either love you or hate you -- and they'll let you know.