Finalization Mountain

At 4:32 am, EST, Dejobaan developers, accompanied by a grizzled Sherpa, left for the mysterious Finalization Mountain. Outfitted in only the most rudimentary survival gear, they will spend a grueling nine days facing what Finalization can throw at them. When they return... if they return... they will return triumphant with AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! -- A Reckless Disregard for Gravity proudly upon their shoulders for all to see!

I hope they didn't need those boots that are still by the front door.