Oh My God, It's The Most Beautiful Thing in the World

Nobody ever had an ugly baby. And you can't go around telling people that their babies are ugly, because they just get all bent out of shape. "Oh, he looks like an old man, only small!" No. It does not work, even though you know exactly how he's going to look in 80 years. It's BS. Anyway, we're about to birth Aaaaa!, and I wanted to drop a mention about three easter eggs: 1. CTRL-K to enter Dog Kiss Mode 2. G to Gargle 3. M to Rub Your Lucky Mouse That's all I wanted to say. Thank you for listening.