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Carry something with you as you jump. Candy. Dirty magazines. A warm kitten. Or carry something useful:

• Popcorn Eyeglasses - It's said that the Society of Avian Rescue Society sometimes gives these out to pilots who hit too many birds.
  
• Optical Fiber "Flip-It" Glove - Use this glow-in-the-dark glove to flip spectators off. Savor their shock and gain extra points.
  
• 0.9 Megapixel Camera - Rumor has it that magazines will pay top dollar for snapshots of interesting advertisements during a jump.
  
• Spitwad Blowgun - Spit + Paper + Suburbanite = Points
  
• Autarch Magnum Lite Beer - There's currently a world record of 20 successful jumps while drunk, held by Carmen "Donkey Rage" Andrews, may she rest in pieces.
• Double Mocha Espresso Espresso - Congratulations on your Tashtego's sponsorship! Mainline their Double Mocha Espresso Espresso, and you'll be able to slow time at will. Just hold down the left mouse button during your jump. Hooray for stimulants.
  

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